Robert Pattinson’s Batman sinks his teeth into terminal misery in a dystopian wodge of a movie from Cloverfield director Matt Reeves.

It’s dark, it’s late and an unfathomable creature is hell-bent on laying waste to New York.

Andy Serkis (Gollumn that was) is an eye-popping primate.

Or maybe not! Who knew that a horror show could evolve into a deep-rooted layering of the inventive, the romantic, the monstrous and the piteous?