Do Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson measure up as a small-town high-school new girl and her teenage vampire sweetie? Yes and no.
Director David Slade’s revisit to the chilly forests of Forks, Washington state, is like catching up with impossibly pretty friends.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are so pretty and their characters so unremittingly tiresome that I’m torn between patting them and slapping them.